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Middle age

Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you. Ogden Nash

Old minds are

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. John Adams

The secret

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Lucille Ball

If youre

If you’re old, don’t try to change yourself, change your environment. B. F. Skinner

In youth we

In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us. Josh Billings


Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. George Burns

Age does not

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. Anais Nin

If you end up with a boring

“If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.”― Frank Zappa

I think when

I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. Josh Billings

To be renewed

To be renewed is everything. What more could one ask for than to have one’s youth back again? George Lucas

Old age is

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you’re aboard, there’s nothing you can do. Golda Meir